I quit ski racing to play soccer in college 6 years ago. Now making a comeback attempt, I hope to make the Olympics in snowlerblading.

Hometown: Berkeley
Nationality: USA
Date of birth: October 18, 1996
Marital Status: Single
School(s) Attended: Middlebury College
Degrees: Bachelors of Art in Geology
Occupation: Rock Scientist
Team: Deep Isolation Technical Team
Sponsors:

$GME
Bitcoin
Assorted stonks

Career Highlights:

Working a 9 to 5 for a nuclear waste company.

Top National or World Rank:

I won a run of gs at Junior Olympics in 2011. That was the last time I beat Garret Driller.

Favorite Skier as a Child:

Mike Wilson

Other Sports & Interests:

Snowblading
Top Golf long drive
Pickle Ball

Hobbies:

Snowblading
Top Golf long drive
Pickle Ball

Fun Facts:

My earnings will go to an inflatable lobster costume that I can wear every Friday night to Red Lobster with the boys.