Ski racing is my chosen form of procrastination, and I’m on a mission to discover how many times I can use the phrase “it’s all downhill from here” in a serious context. Future degree? Maybe. Future wipeouts? Definitely.
Nickname: T
Hometown: Incline Village
Age: 20
Schools Attended: made it through high school only going two weeks out of the year
Degrees: High school graduate i think? never got my diploma.
Occupation: Hater i don’t make much but i do it for the love of the sport
Current Team: Aspen Valley Ski Club
Career Highlights:
The inspo for the name “big gurlz go fast” account.
Top National or World Rank:
Currently holding the #1 position in skiing my way to the top in style and a touch of magic
Sponsors:
My parents but unsure if they will continue funding this journey. (in need of a sugar daddy)
Other Sports & Interests:
i love to dabble in the field of billieing the male species, in hopes to bring down the god complex the all seem to acquire.
Hobbies:
i love to cook, clean and take care of the kids, anything involving a pink job! and tinder
Fun Facts:
i’m a bitch and i should be reported to safe sport for bullying and very dumb peep the blonde hair
i also am in need of a phone number to use for new tinder account (because i was banned, don’t ask)
Favorite Skier as a Child:
Gail Lewis because i strive to work the aisles of walmart as well as her
